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Weary, occasional, tidying up

It's sad, but it has to be done. The occasional wander through the logs reveals that some people get here by googling the words "sex" and "ormskirk".

Well, Ormskirk, clearly, is a proper noun, I live in said proper noun, so it crops up from time to time. "Sex" is a little trickier (fnarr fnarr), when used to determine gender it's a noun, also a verb (as in "to determine the sex of") and increasingly, idiomatically, and depressingly, to describe the act itself (as in Color me Badd's deathless "I wanna sex you uppp" [extra p's added at author's discretion]). So, given this kaleidoscope of interpretation, it's bound to crop up here from time to time. Thus leading to googlers googling the pharse "sex ormskirk" or "sex in ormskirk" (I apppreciate I'm not helping myself by repetition here, but conversely, it may make the following all the more effective. This is clearly disturbing, not that they end up here, but that they are taking the actual, sweaty time to type it in, in the hope of god knows what. Ew.

So, chaps. GET SOME FUCKING EXERCISE. STAND UP STRAIGHT. LEARN TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN CALL OF DUTY. STOP LETTING YOUR MUM DRESS YOU AND STOP, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, STOP TYPING "SEX ORMSKIRK" INTO A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE YOU WEIRDO, THEN, PERHAPS, YOU MAY NOT HAVE TO TYPE "SEX ORMSKIRK" INTO A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE, YOU WEIRDO. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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