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Typically thoughtful and reasoned piece from the clinically sane Mel Phillips today. Read the headline first. Drink it in. Have you ever, inall your born days, read a collection of words so beautifully tooled to tap into the dark fantasies of the mittelenglische? Let's set aside the obama questioning and palin supporting, mel's really gone for the burn here.

Then, o my children, read ye the comments. For those who can't be arsed, here's a choice selection, with weird random capitalisation and scant regard for the laws of grammar aplenty:

Lets have NICK Griffin shouting from the roof tops, yes he IS telling the truth, and the mealy mouthed jack straw has been proved again to not be able to tell the truth along with the rest of his party.

- brian, Blandford, 26/10/2009

(Hi KKK! Even "almost totally non-violent" KKK! Hi! This country needs you!)

Labour are traitors. They should pay for their irretrievable crime in the traditional way.

- Clive Halton, chelmsford, Essex,

(irretrievable? curious adjective)

The LEFT have always had a deliberate policy of DESTROY anything decent.

- banachech, oxford england, 26/10/2009

(stop shouting!)

People failed to listen to Enoch Powell - let's not make the same mistake again! Roll on the General Election and get these TRAITORS of all parties OUT!

- Andrew, Portsmouth, UK, 26/10/2009 8:22

(yes! listen to Enoch!)

If you had bothered to visit the BNP site over the past 5+ years you would have read articles that have been saying exactly this.

- Michael beck, aberdeenshire, 26/10/2009

(If only I had, I could be partying with you)

New LIEbour

- Michael beck, aberdeenshire, 26/10/2009

(I see what you did there)

If Turkey joins the EU, we shall be well on the way to the moslem caliphate!

- Daffyd, Colwyn Bay, Wales, 26/10/2009 7:37

(WHAT?)


The BNP should be winning awards now for waking the British public up from it's apathy and opening their eyes to the duplicitous, traitorous acts of Labour.

- Richard, London, 26/10/2009 7:33

(seriously, this isn't like BNP watch or anything, it's just EVERY THIRD COMMENT)


Very good article Melanie but why is this not the main headlines of this paper, as for other papers or the news channels it is not mentioned. I expect the attitude of the liberal left elite media is "what you don't know won't hurt you" !!! (ie more lies and deceit against the British

- Ed, Lincoln, England, 26/10/2009 7:29

(because the Daily Mail is clearly part of the liberal left elite, Ed. Or, possibly, because this is UNSUBSTANTIATED BULLSHIT. Or are you actully calling Dacre a commie? I hope you are. Come here Dacre you pinko fag. FACE THE WRATH OF THE PEOPLE)

I despair at what Nu Liebour have done to my country.
I will vote BNP.

- Annie, Bham, 26/10/2009 7:18

(what I like about this is she gets to make her "Liebour" gag, but she's from birmingham. Say "Labour" in a brummie accent)

Why is this NOT on all the news channels???

- Amanda, Manchester, 26/10/2009 7:17

(possibly a liberal elite conspiracy, Amanda, equally possibly because it's UTTERLY UNSUBSTANTIATED BULLSHIT)

Am I alone in the thought that ALL media has been deafeningly quiet on this subject over the weekend....??

- si, flatlands ... east UK..., 26/10/2009 6:56

(no, si, there are approximately seventy other posts expressing precisely the same sentiment)

Oh, go on then, one more pro BNP one before I sign off

Wakey, wakey!!! This is what Nick Griffin has been trying to tell you for years, and has suffered lies, smears and abuse for his troubles!!!

- alan, weybridge, 26/10/2009 5:17

Proof, if proof be need be, that the Daily Mail truly are a bunch of fucking cunts. Or, at least, theat the Daily Mail mods are a bunch of lazy cunts. Anyhoo, there's more, loads more, go enjoy yourselves.

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