Bah. Further perusal of the other Matt Fallaize (or the Continuity Matt Fallaize as I prefer to think of him)'s manifesto reveals him to be (and who would or could have thought otherwise?) a thoroughly reasonable and sensible chap. So more power to his elbow.
Anyhoo, on an entirely unrelated matter I note with interest that a couple of Ormskirkian's are keeping up the twon's noble tradition of slightly odd crime by being sent down for art theft. he painting in question was yoinked froma Scottish stately ome some time ago, though I do feel the Champion missed a trick by focusing on such trifling details as the painting's title, value, length of sentences etc; rather than what Coastalblog feels to be the true fulcrum of the story, the fact that as the painting was being stolen one of the thieves said to a frightened tour guide "Don't worry love, we're the police. This is just practice."
On such lines are legends built. Good work, gentlemen.
N.B. Coastalblog does not in any way support or condone crime in any form. Coastalblog would like to make it clear that it in fact supports and condones only stupid one-liners, at any time and in any given situation. Thankyou. Don't want the Continuity Matt Fallaize's good name dragged through the Guernsey mud due to my trifling idiocies now, do we?
Anyhoo, on an entirely unrelated matter I note with interest that a couple of Ormskirkian's are keeping up the twon's noble tradition of slightly odd crime by being sent down for art theft. he painting in question was yoinked froma Scottish stately ome some time ago, though I do feel the Champion missed a trick by focusing on such trifling details as the painting's title, value, length of sentences etc; rather than what Coastalblog feels to be the true fulcrum of the story, the fact that as the painting was being stolen one of the thieves said to a frightened tour guide "Don't worry love, we're the police. This is just practice."
On such lines are legends built. Good work, gentlemen.
N.B. Coastalblog does not in any way support or condone crime in any form. Coastalblog would like to make it clear that it in fact supports and condones only stupid one-liners, at any time and in any given situation. Thankyou. Don't want the Continuity Matt Fallaize's good name dragged through the Guernsey mud due to my trifling idiocies now, do we?
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