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Nice

Damilola Taylor's killers sent down.
Warmongering Joe Liebermann losing his nomination.
Tabloid journalists charged with illegal phone tapping.
Channel 4 staring down the wrong end of a big fine as a result of Big Brother.

All we need now is a security threat grounding a load of planes and making people too scared to fly, saving billions of tonnes of emissions and with concomitant positive effects for the british tourism industry, what with fear being a much better motivational tool for my imbecilic fellow countrymen than something as nebulous as conscience or responsibility, and it's been a pretty good day.

Hang on...

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